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TrevBlog "On Hold" While Mysterious Disease Ravages Trevor

2006-10-06T16:29:00.001-04:00

Los Angeles, CA.

Panic has stricken a once calm West Hollywood neighborhood as a mysterious disease has infected local resident Trevor Thompson. CDC officials had no official comment as to the nature of the infection, but one high ranking official offered us his opinions off record. "At this time it's our belief that the disease, or plague if you will, is not contagious. Plagues of this kind often strike individuals who have aroused God's anger, and it is our speculation that after years of mediocre blog posting, that's what’s happened here." Unfortunately only time will tell if Trevor has permanently repented of his bloging ways. Experts agree that if he has, he can expect a full recovery. "If only he had stopped sooner," the anonymous official remarked, "I just can't help but think all of this could have been avoided". Indeed it could have, indeed it could.

Get well soon Trevor

Editorial: Posts Disappearing?

2006-03-03T14:06:00.002-05:00

After the enormous, shocking news of the Gatorade Connection, The Anti TrevBlog has picked up a new breaking story. It seems as though Posts are disappearing from Trevor's Stupid Blog. We are as alarmed as you are. We promise that the integrity of this news site will get to the bottom of this mystery. For now we want to hear from you, the reader.

Editorial: Trevor and the Gatorade Connection

2006-03-02T13:28:00.000-05:00

My friendship with Trevor predates this article. That being said we have shared many moments together. Both good and bad. One bad memory starts in a foreign country where I thought it would be funny to push Trevor off some partly submerged stilts we were walking on. He fell into the skecthy water and got hurt. I felt pretty bad. I'm sorry Trevor. But that is neither here nor there (well it was there for all intents and purposes). What I am about to reveal is shocking to say the least. At a certain date, at a certain time in the past I witnessed Trevor drinking an entire Gatorade. I think this has led to his anti-Bush position you see in his latest of posts on Trevor's Stupid Blog. The intense amount of electrolytes that are sythetically injected into Gatorade has been known to impair judgment and in extreme overdose situations, cause rash statements of preposterous proportions. It is also scientifically proven that too much Lemon-Lime will cause your pee to turn a lime color. They maximize Fluid Osmolality in the gatorade to clearly do something bad. In conclusion I find this evidence overwhelming. Trevor you should lay off the gatorade or move away from the left coast. Gatorade + Trevor = Bad. An equation we can all get behind.

Editorial: Selling Your Soul For Hits

2006-03-01T14:43:00.000-05:00

What do Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner, and Trevor Thompson all have in common? By the end of this article all of America will know the answer to that question. But is Trevor's recent post about the bouncyness of a woman's anatomy just a crude grade school joke or is it really something more? Is Trevor the next Larry Flint? We interviewed a senior anonymous source from Trevor's Stupid Blog. "I first became supsicous when he wrote the article about visting his neighbor as she was just getting out of the shower. He played it like it was all ackward seeing her in her robe, a comedy piece ya know? But the page hits went up 200% that day and Trevor made an extra 30 cents off of the Ad sense. When I told him he couldn't believe it and I think that's when the money made the decision for him." Troubling indeed but the source continued, "He got this crazy lust filled look in his eyes, like I've never seen before, and he says to me "Hot dang, we're on to something here!" I've never seen him like that before." Perhaps only time will tell if Trevor's Stupid Blog is the next Playboy, but from this unbaised reporters opinion, the facts speak for themselves.

Playing tour guide or exploiting his own sister without her knowledge? You decide.

Opinion: Is the Trevor alive?

2006-02-21T17:26:00.000-05:00

With the last post on Trevor's Stupid Blog being a valentines day post a week ago some are wondering if the loneliness of the holiday has got the best of Trevor. "People have died in California", quoted one expert. Other's have speculated perhaps Trevor has somehow altered himself into a hideous half man half machine to escape the pain. What do you think? Is Trevor dead or is there just no more wind in his blogging sails?

Cyborg Trevor?

Announcement: Brushing the Dust Off of Justice

2006-02-03T09:58:00.000-05:00

Today marks a great day in American history. In fact, it is a day that future generations will almost certainly decide to celebrate as a holiday. That holiday will mark the revival of the Anti TrevBlog and will most likely be called National Freedom Happy Day.

We here at the Anti TrevBlog have heard your cry America, and for the sake of our children, we have decided to renew our commitment to fair, balanced, and fact based* news related to Trevor and his quote unquote blog ("blog"). Happy National Freedom Happy Day.

Is this Trevor Burning the American Flag? You decide.

*all facts are actually fiction

Editorial: New Species of Crappy Blog Found on TrevBlog

2004-12-16T13:46:00.000-05:00

A blog about Blockbuster Video late fees and new kinds on monkeys in India? Enough said.

Editorial: TrevBlog - Where's the Posts?

2004-12-06T10:45:00.000-05:00

As time rolls on the frequency of the postings on the TrevBlog is slowly starting to taper off. We here at the Anti TrevBlog view this as a step in the right direction and encourage Trevor’s lack of interest in his blog. “I knew it was only a matter of time before he lost interest” one friend of Trevor’s commented, “The day he told me he was going to make his own blog I was like, dang, this is just the flavor of the week, like that phone that plays movies. It won’t last.” But is all of this too good to be true? “Well, he might get inspired or something when he sees your article and post something about some lame TV show or something, but I wouldn’t worry, if I know Trevor, it’s only a matter of time before the TrevBlog goes the way of his USB watch”.

These old women could not find any new posts on the TrevBlog

Opinion: Is Trevor Old Man Winter?

2004-12-01T14:05:00.000-05:00

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New Study Links Trevor to Rise in US Portliness*

2004-12-01T09:32:00.000-05:00

Has Trevor had a negative impact on the health of US citizens?

A new study that looked at 30 years of Americans' eating habits has pinned down how many more calories, carbohydrates and fats are eaten daily.

From 1971 to 2000, the study found, women increased their caloric intake by 22 percent, men by 7 percent.

The findings come at a time when public health officials are concerned about a national epidemic of bulging waistlines. According to the National Institutes of Health, two-thirds of Americans are overweight and one-third are obese. Between 1971 and 2000, obesity rates more than doubled, a result, many experts say, of an obsession with oversized portions and the birth and life of Trevor Thompson.

Trevor's Inpact on the American Diet

* - http://www.nytimes.com/2004/02/06/health/06CARB.html?ex=1102050000&en=8050e74c5ed1c38f&ei=5070

TrevBlog Linked to Baby Seal Clubbings?

2004-11-22T10:36:00.000-05:00

Seal cull called off after 246,900 killed

Canada today called a halt to the main thrust of one of its biggest seal culls in years after hunters raced towards a quota allowance of nearly a quarter of a million carcasses within 48 hours. An animal advocacy group meanwhile accused some of the 13,000 commercial and amateur hunters of "terrible cruelty" towards their prey. *

Unconfirmed sources have reported to the Anti TrevBlog that Trevor's trip to Iceland this upcoming weekend may be directly related to the harvesting and exporting of the seal carcasses to make new "one-a-day disposable seal boots". Is Trevor's vacation to Iceland a cover up for his international baby seal shoe company? We asked an anonymous co-worker and long-time friend of Trevor's. "At first I couldn't even imagine it, but then when I got over the shock of it and really gave it some serious thought, I came to the conclusion that almost certainly yes. I think we've all known and just been in denial." Trevor could not be reached for comment.

God's valuable creation, or one-a-day boot?

* - http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/15/1081838832127.html?oneclick=true

Increase in TrevBlog Postings Marks Solemn Day

2004-11-19T10:54:00.000-05:00

The exponential increase in posting on the TrevBlog in the past couple of days marks what many God loving patriots are calling "the beginning of the end times". Rev Lon Solomon of Mclean Bible Church had this to say, "Israel is again a nation in the Middle East; there are plans to rebuild the temple in Jerusalem; and if that weren't enough, now we can read online postings clear as day that all point to what the Bible calls Armageddon. Jesus warned of this, and while you won't find it in the Bible, I'd bet my reputation that Trevor and his TrevBlog equals an end of God's mercy on our planet." Strong words indeed from a respected and well loved Pastor. Solomon continued, "Pack up your bags folks, we're headed home." We at the Anti TrevBlog while shocked and freighted by these remarks will continue to post fair and balanced retorts to Trevor's hate speech for as long as we can until the pending rapture.

Come soon Lord Jesus, amen, come soon.

The Anti TrevBlog Under Attack!?

2004-11-19T10:33:00.000-05:00

That's right. Recently certain not so anonymous fiends have attacked the Anti TrevBlog with a flurry of anonymous comments. This is clearly an attempt to silence an important voice for freedom, democracy, and every value we as Americans cherish and have sacrificed our very sons and daughters for. We commit today to the millions (and millions) of readers of this blog, that we will not be silenced! No, we will not go quietly into the night! Today we commit to the redoubling our efforts and our postings. Someone must, and will, continue to point out just how weak the TrevBlog is and provided compelling and insightful commentary to challenge the fascist propaganda spewed out by what I can only describe as the most un-American blog in the world. If not for the sake of freedom and righteousness, then for the children, who are our future. May God continue to bless the Anti TrevBlog and have mercy on Trevor.

Libertad!

Editorial: RE: Firefox and Thunderbird

2004-11-17T14:45:00.000-05:00

Mozilla shmozilla if you know what I'm saying (can I get a what what!?)

Before today I had no problem with the hard working folks over there at Mozilla, but after I read Trevor's lame post about how much better they are than Microsoft, well, I can no longer endorse them or their products.

If you'd like to be one of the millions to petition Mozilla to get some sort of restraining order or anything that can separate them from Trevor, email partners@mozilla.org. I think the fine people at Mozilla need to know who's “endorsing” their product and there by slandering their good name.

Editorial: Ooo, The New TrevBlog, La Ti Da

2004-11-17T14:02:00.000-05:00

Did anyone see, let alone care, what Trevor posted on his blog today? Something about Anna Nicole Smith at some award show. Ha! Weak sauce is all I can say.