Editorial: Posts Disappearing?

After the enormous, shocking news of the Gatorade Connection, The Anti TrevBlog has picked up a new breaking story. It seems as though Posts are disappearing from Trevor's Stupid Blog. We are as alarmed as you are. We promise that the integrity of this news site will get to the bottom of this mystery. For now we want to hear from you, the reader.

Editorial: Trevor and the Gatorade Connection

My friendship with Trevor predates this article. That being said we have shared many moments together. Both good and bad. One bad memory starts in a foreign country where I thought it would be funny to push Trevor off some partly submerged stilts we were walking on. He fell into the skecthy water and got hurt. I felt pretty bad. I'm sorry Trevor. But that is neither here nor there (well it was there for all intents and purposes). What I am about to reveal is shocking to say the least. At a certain date, at a certain time in the past I witnessed Trevor drinking an entire Gatorade. I think this has led to his anti-Bush position you see in his latest of posts on Trevor's Stupid Blog. The intense amount of electrolytes that are sythetically injected into Gatorade has been known to impair judgment and in extreme overdose situations, cause rash statements of preposterous proportions. It is also scientifically proven that too much Lemon-Lime will cause your pee to turn a lime color. They maximize Fluid Osmolality in the gatorade to clearly do something bad. In conclusion I find this evidence overwhelming. Trevor you should lay off the gatorade or move away from the left coast. Gatorade + Trevor = Bad. An equation we can all get behind.

Editorial: Selling Your Soul For Hits

What do Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner, and Trevor Thompson all have in common? By the end of this article all of America will know the answer to that question. But is Trevor's recent post about the bouncyness of a woman's anatomy just a crude grade school joke or is it really something more? Is Trevor the next Larry Flint? We interviewed a senior anonymous source from Trevor's Stupid Blog. "I first became supsicous when he wrote the article about visting his neighbor as she was just getting out of the shower. He played it like it was all ackward seeing her in her robe, a comedy piece ya know? But the page hits went up 200% that day and Trevor made an extra 30 cents off of the Ad sense. When I told him he couldn't believe it and I think that's when the money made the decision for him." Troubling indeed but the source continued, "He got this crazy lust filled look in his eyes, like I've never seen before, and he says to me "Hot dang, we're on to something here!" I've never seen him like that before." Perhaps only time will tell if Trevor's Stupid Blog is the next Playboy, but from this unbaised reporters opinion, the facts speak for themselves.



Playing tour guide or exploiting his own sister without her knowledge? You decide.