Editorial: Trevor and the Gatorade Connection

My friendship with Trevor predates this article. That being said we have shared many moments together. Both good and bad. One bad memory starts in a foreign country where I thought it would be funny to push Trevor off some partly submerged stilts we were walking on. He fell into the skecthy water and got hurt. I felt pretty bad. I'm sorry Trevor. But that is neither here nor there (well it was there for all intents and purposes). What I am about to reveal is shocking to say the least. At a certain date, at a certain time in the past I witnessed Trevor drinking an entire Gatorade. I think this has led to his anti-Bush position you see in his latest of posts on Trevor's Stupid Blog. The intense amount of electrolytes that are sythetically injected into Gatorade has been known to impair judgment and in extreme overdose situations, cause rash statements of preposterous proportions. It is also scientifically proven that too much Lemon-Lime will cause your pee to turn a lime color. They maximize Fluid Osmolality in the gatorade to clearly do something bad. In conclusion I find this evidence overwhelming. Trevor you should lay off the gatorade or move away from the left coast. Gatorade + Trevor = Bad. An equation we can all get behind.