TrevBlog "On Hold" While Mysterious Disease Ravages Trevor

Los Angeles, CA.

Panic has stricken a once calm West Hollywood neighborhood as a mysterious disease has infected local resident Trevor Thompson. CDC officials had no official comment as to the nature of the infection, but one high ranking official offered us his opinions off record. "At this time it's our belief that the disease, or plague if you will, is not contagious. Plagues of this kind often strike individuals who have aroused God's anger, and it is our speculation that after years of mediocre blog posting, that's what’s happened here." Unfortunately only time will tell if Trevor has permanently repented of his bloging ways. Experts agree that if he has, he can expect a full recovery. "If only he had stopped sooner," the anonymous official remarked, "I just can't help but think all of this could have been avoided". Indeed it could have, indeed it could.

Get well soon Trevor